Satan's House Scientists have figured out how to make Laser Pistols. The boys in engineering say they can replace our conventional weapons with lasers in just over a week. I hope they'll get to use them soon. If we don't take down some aliens soon, the governments who fund us will be less inclined to keep us fed. And that's when the aliens knock down our door and mess with our shit.
Unacceptable.
Pvt. Donaldson and Pvt. Cicconi are getting too good at rock-band. Pvt. Evans and Pvt. Cavataio have been in the galley for the past few days, "Getting a stew going on" they say. Pvt. Rankine keeps saying he'll report to daily briefings, but he never shows up. We need a life threatening situation FAST to wake up these rookies.
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